T&C’s

Terms and Conditions & Privacy Policy

SALE OF CANNABIS SEEDS:

Welcome to our cannabis seed emporium! Our seeds are exclusively sold for souvenir, adult novelty, and storage purposes – think of them as collectibles for the green enthusiast. We firmly discourage any attempt at germination or cultivation unless local state laws give you the green light. It’s your responsibility to grasp the cannabis germination laws in your state and act accordingly. Any conflict with local laws is a buzzkill, and we can’t assist with germination or growing discussions, so no warranty claims for supposed defective seeds, as they’re bought solely for seed preservation and collectible purposes.

Now, let’s sprinkle some knowledge: all the info on our site is for educational purposes only. We’re not here to endorse illegal cultivation in Australia, and you’ve got to be 18 years old to join the party.

On to the legal dance: prices, terms, and conditions may change without notice. Our liability is like a well-tended garden – it won’t exceed the purchase price. No worries about losing profits; we’re not liable for the incidental or consequential damages, even if your dreams of a cannabis oasis go up in smoke.

If Mother Nature, wars, blockades, revolutions, or any other uncontrollable party crashers prevent or delay your order, sorry, we’re not liable for the loss and damages. Terms of use are straightforward: we’re not liable for any direct, indirect, or exemplary damages from your use or misuse of our products.

Now, let’s talk logistics. We guarantee your seeds will sprout at your doorstep, and if not, we’ll re-send, no questions asked. Your order, shipped from down under, comes with tracking – we’re all about transparency. Expect the tracking code within 1-2 days after payment (weekends may add a little spice).

For just $5, we cover the packaging and tracking logistics. No John Hancock required upon delivery. Transit times vary: 1-3 days for metro areas, 4-7+ days for rural spots – postal carriers set the tempo.

Privacy is our secret garden. Your info stays with us like a well-kept secret. We’re all about encryption, and we never spill the beans to third parties. Your visit data helps us improve but never identifies you personally. And don’t worry, we only email you for marketing if you specifically ask for it.

So, join the seed revolution responsibly and let’s keep the green spirit alive!

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